The casters on the cart I use for my amp are about to fall off, so I have been carrying it unassisted lately. My knees are bruised purple from bumping it against my legs yesterday, carrying it only half a block! I never expected rock and roll to get me in shape, but my arms are still sore and even my quads ache, so maybe I will have swelling biceps at the end of the summer. Especially after we get back from being on tour for a week.
Re: tour- I never thought that I would make money playing music, but I never realized how expensive it actually is to go on tour! We are going to L.A. and back, at the end of August; six days, six cities.
By the numbers:
$325 is what it will cost to rent a cargo van from Rent-a-Wreck.
More than
44 hours in a car.
At least
$500 in gas costs.
Over
2700 miles to traverse the west coast.
We have not factored in lodging or food costs, or how much it will cost to get EPs pressed for the tour; and already, we are spending over $800. If we were going to do this semi-regularly, maybe it would be worthwhile to just buy a van, but none of us has that kind of money. If we exhaust our band funds, we will be able to pay for the van rental, at least. But holy cow! How do all of these other broke-ass punk bands afford this kind of stuff? Do they borrow their auntie's minivan or have their parents foot the bill on the van rental or something?
Maybe I just haven't paid attention, but I've never actually seen a breakdown of tour expenses for bands like mine, small ones who just do week-long tours several times a year. How is everyone affording this? Are there secrets that we, as a really new band, just aren't in on, or is it truly this expensive every time, and everybody else is used to it? ZEUT ALORS.
So this is our master plan (it worked really well for Ladyfest fundraising): forget about bake sales and benefit shows (besides, I've never heard of a band putting on a benefit show for themselves to go on tour). Need money quickly for a decent cause? Bake a bunch of cupcakes, make the frosting look nice, and then go sell them downtown on a weekend night after 10pm. Drunk kids LOOOVE cupcakes. And maybe we can raise enough money to offset some of our gas costs, because I'm not foolish enough to believe that every venue is going to be able to pay for even a little bit of our gas.
THESE ARE MY ADVENTURES IN DIY BAND LOGISTICS.
The Girls Guide to Rocking and
Book Yer Own Fuckin' Life can only help us so much.